Dear every manufacturer of women’s clothing, ever:

runicbasso:

gothiccharmschool:

Faux pockets are an abomination. If you’re going to bother putting pocket flaps on something, add the G-d damn pockets. 

No love, 

Jilli

HOLY FUCK, YES. ALL OF THIS. YES. 

Cannot stand faux pockets on anything. The aesthetic isn’t worth the lack of practicality. >:C

This. Jesus fucking Christ. Pockets are supposed to be useful, not decorative. Don’t tease me.

craftyallo:

missamberly:

crazy-homo-in-space:

cully-the-kid:

uhm-ok:

pizzaforpresident:

So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….

why do I live in this state

Hence why I’ve spent the last few days with a loaded .22 and sword under my pillow. I have escape routes planned as well.

GUYS WE NEED TO BE READY. 

I’m jumping ship and heading to LA. I’d say “Ciao” but it sounds like “chow” and I’m a human still in Florida, soo…

lol zombies

Runicbasso informed Nate and I of this mess as we ate lunch in Pensacola. Nate and I have since returned to Mississippi.

Florida, you scary.

Why am I moving back again?

Evidently I lose ten followers if I disappear for a week. Awww.
Checking in.

Finally have some internets. I’m alive. That is all.

lithefider:

prostheticknowledge:

Censorship Towel

Product concept is a flesh-coloured towel with pixelated pattern.

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I COULD BE A REAL LIFE SIM

AHHHH

pricktease:

apparently when you drop a gummy bear into potassium

it opens a portal to hell

extreme makeover: home edition
girl: i kinda like horses
ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE